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【雙語】50條腦洞大開神回複
作者:可可、沪江等  发布时间:2018/1/19  阅读次数:1791  字体大小: 【】 【】【
 

來源:滬江英語、可可英語


01

中國哪裏的姑娘最漂亮?

Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?


  

微信朋友圈。

WeChat Moments.



02

請給出一句很有內涵的詩句。

Please name a thought-provoking sentence from a poem.


  

一懶衆衫小。

Once lazy, all your clothes get smaller.



03

如何理解“窮不是一種狀態”?

What's the meaning of 'poverty is not a certain situation'?


  

窮是一種常態。

It's the common situation.



04

參觀一個世界奇觀時

你最想了解哪些信息?

What do you want to know the most when you visit a World Wonder?


  

這附近有什麽好吃的嗎?

What can I find to eat around there?



05

如果被車撞飛10米遠,

爬起來之後說什麽最帥?

What is the coolest thing to say after you have got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?


  

下一輛!

Next!



06
媽,我是你的什麽?

Mother, what am I to you?


  

媽的智障。

My karma.



07

爲什麽前女友還會一直關注我呢?

What could be the reason that my ex still follows me on social networks?


  

知道你過得不好我也就放心了。

Knowing that you still mess everything up makes my day.



08

爲什麽打群架的時候

普遍會脫掉上衣?

Why do people usually take off their clothes when starting a gang fight?


  

假如脫掉褲子的話,

總覺得有哪裏不對,氣氛怪怪的。

Because it would be weird to take off your pants.



09

哪件事,

讓你對自己的無知感到震驚?

What is the experience in which you got shocked by your own ignorance?


  

小時候寫作文要寫筆名,

我寫了“中華繪圖鉛筆”。

Back when I was little,

we were required to write down our pen names.

And I wrote down the name of my pen's brand.



10

怎麽反駁“你行你上啊”的邏輯?

How should I respond to 'You can you up'?


  

我評論個雞蛋不好吃,還得自己下個蛋啊?

So I need to lay an egg to comment on an egg's flavor?



11

如何一個月減肥40斤?

By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?


  

截肢。

Amputation.



12

怎樣含蓄地表達

「我已經被收買了」

How can I subtly suggest that I've been compromised?


  

我說句公道話……

Let me say this impartially...



13

如何追求學醫的女生?

How to chase a girl majoring in medicine?


  

你好,我有病。

Hi, I'm sick.



14

爲什麽你長痘痘?

Why do you have pimples?


  

因爲我可愛得冒泡。

Because I'm just bubble-bubbly cute.



15

你們夫妻每月掙多少錢?

How much do you two earn per month?


  

我月收入一萬,

加上我老婆可以到兩千。

My monthly income is 10,000.

And it can get to 2,000 with my wife's contribution.



16

打雷的時候關窗戶有用嗎?

Does it work to close the window when it's thundering outside?


  

沒用的,我試過了,

關了窗雷一樣在打。

No, it won't. I've tried.

It was still thundering outside after I closed the window.



17

你見過哪些概率極小極小的事件?

What extremly-small-probability event have you witnessed?


  

20道完形填空,全錯。

Done a cloze test of 20 questions

with 0 answer right.



18

我要如何才能顯得很高冷?

How can I look high-end and cool?


  

搬去喜馬拉雅。

Move to the Himalayas.



19

兩千元人民幣,想出國窮遊

可以去哪些國家?

To which country can I do a budget travel with 2,000 RMB?


  

秦魯齊蜀韓鄭魏楚趙燕吳等等...

For example,

all the principalities in ancient  China.



20

爲什麽在洗完澡之後

有些人會覺得自己變漂亮了?

Why do some people find themselves prettier after they take a shower?


  

腦子進水了。

The brain has water damage.



21

呆萌和腦殘的界限是?

What is the boundry between 'clumsy' and 'stupid'?


  

“和”。

"and".



22

你臨死前的遺言是什麽?

What would you say before you die?


  

能不能換個醫生試試?

我覺得我還能活……

Can we try another doctor?

I think I can still be worked on...



23

爲什麽女生有體香,而男生沒有?

Why do women give out sweet scent but men don't?


  

化妝品腌入味了。

The makeup is fermenting.



24

男生說什麽話

女生會覺得很大氣?

What would be manly for a man to say in front of a girl?


  

買!

I'll pay.



25

因爲胖不敢去操場跑步怎麽辦?

I dare not go to the playground for running. What should I do?


  

你怎麽敢去食堂?

How dare you go to the canteen?



26

你看《我是歌手》嗎?

Do you know  I'm a Singer?


  

不是。

No, you're not.



27

熱戀是一種怎樣的體驗?

How does it feel to love somebody insanely?


  

兩個長得像豬一樣的人

還怕對方被搶走了。

Two people who are on no aspect attractive worry about each other being stolen by someone else.



28

有什麽贊揚讓你比較尴尬?

Is there any compliment that makes you awkward?


  

人不可貌相啊!

We really cannot judge a book by its cover, can we?



29

你怎麽一個人逛街啊?

Why are you shopping all by yourself?


  

半個人逛街我怕嚇著你。

I fear it would scare you to death if half of me were shopping.



30

單身兩年以上是什麽體驗?

How does it feel to be single for more than 2 years?


  

單身22年

不知道你說的是哪兩年?

I've been single for 22 years.

Which 2 years are you suggesting?



31

你收到的最可怕的禮物是什麽?

What is the most terrifying present you've ever received?


  

一本書,叫《百年孤獨》。

A book named  One Hundred Years of Solitude.



32

要是在古代,

姐的顔值軗纹鹫麄青樓。


Back in the ancient times, a face like mine can hold a whole brothel.


  

你是說你長得像柱子嗎?

You mean you look like a pillar?



33

很高興爲你服務。

I'm glad to be at your service.


  

你高興得太早了。

You'll find out you got glad too fast.



34

超人爲什麽要穿緊身衣?

Why does the superman wear tights?


  

救人要緊。

(To save people with tights.)
It is important to save people.



35

媽,我能看電視嗎?

Mom, can I watch the television?


  

當然可以啊,只要不打開就行。

Of course you can, as long as it's turned off.



36

你得揣摩出題人的意圖。

You need to understand why they set this question in the first place.


  

他想我死。

They want me to die.



37

你知道嗎?你最終會變成你討厭的人。

You know what? You eventually become someone you loathe.


  

借你吉言,我討厭有錢人。

Thanks, I loathe the rich.



38

國慶去北京旅遊有什麽好建議嗎?

Gonna be traveling in Beijing during the National Day vacation. Any suggestion?


  

別去!

Don't go.



39

等我瘦了就回來找你。

I'll come back for you when I get slim.


  

如果你不想見我,其實可以直說。

You can level with me if you don't want to see me.



40

有史以來最偉大的虛構人物是誰?

Who is the greatest fictional character in history?


  

別人家的小朋友。

Someone else's child.



41

你看看別人家的男朋友

都是吃女朋友吃剩下的飯!!!

Look at other girls' boyfriends. They eat their grilfriends' leftover.


  

那你倒是給我剩點啊!

Sounds as if you ever left any over.



42

爲什麽秀恩愛通常選擇在中午?

Why do people usually  publicly  display affection at noon?


  

因爲早晚會有報應。

Because sooner or later karma will come to them.



43

請用一個詞來形容你的男朋友。

Please use one word to describe your boyfriend.


  

哪?

Where?



44

被人追了怎麽拒絕?

How do I successfully reject someone who is chasing me?


  

就地卸妝。

Remove your makeup,  right now, right there.



45

爲了讓你好好學習,父母都給過你什麽?

What did your parents give you to make you study harder?


  

這張臉。

This face.



46

爲什麽有的男生追女生追到一半不追了?

Why do some boys give up half-way pursuing a girl?


  

你倒是給個進度條啊。

Why don't you display a progress bar?



47

問世上不會遊泳的動物是?

What animals on earth can not swim?


  

媳婦和媽。

Your wife and your mother.



48

你是怎麽看節假日堵車的?

What do you think of traffic jams in holidays and festivals?


  

我就在我家電視上看的。

I watch it on TV at home.



49

大雁爲什麽要飛去南方過冬?

Why do wild geese fly south for the winter?


  

因爲走過去太累了。

It's too tired for them to walk there.



50

老師,你教的都是沒用的東西!

Sir, what you teach are useless!  


  

我不許你這樣說自己!

I don't allow you to comment yourself like this!



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